In a surprise move today, unborn, bell pepper-sized "Baby" Wharton has declared eligibility for the upcoming 2009 draft. Scouts at the Great Mall in Milpitas witnessed "Mom" and "Dad" purchasing a 9" t-ball mitt. That very afternoon, "Dad" was actually photographed working the glove in. One issue remains: Is "Baby" right handed or left handed? More on this story to come.
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